It doesn’t really get much better than this.

The top mullahs of the American Taliban (aka Christian right) caught up in the Abramoff scandal.

The story is being broken by the clever boys and girls at Defcon, who are unleashing a national campaign today, complete with TV ads.

And here’s the best part — the mullahs are going on America’s Al Jazeera, um Fox News, to defend themselves.

Just sit back and enjoy…